Lesson 3 - A Humourous Poem

Hi all,

This is just a funny take on primary school, no offence on anyone's feelings. Apart from remembering my so-called primary school days here, I am also remembering someone. See if you can guess!

It's close to noontime, and something evil's lurking in the dark

Under the sunlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

You try to scream, but terror takes the sound before you make it

You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes

You're paralysed

Cause this is lesson, lesson time

And no one's gonna save you for the teacher's gonna strike

You know it's lesson, lesson time

You're fighting for your life against a killer, teacher to die

You hear the door slam, and realise that there's nowhere left to run

You see the cold eyes, and wonder if you ever see the sun

You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination

but all the while, you hear the teacher creeping up behind

You're out of time

Cause this is lesson, lesson time

There ain's not second chance against the thing in all its might

Lesson, lesson time

You're fighting for your life against a killer, teacher to die

Crazed teachers calling, the mad start to walk in their masquerade

There's no escaping the scream of the teacher this time

(Mouth open wide)

This is the end of your life

They're out to get you, there's mentors closing in on every side

They will possess you, unless you've done your homework all the while

Now is the time, for you and I to unite close together, yeah

All through the day, I'll save you from the terror on its feet

I'll make you see

That this is lesson, lesson time

Cause I can thrill you more than that teacher would ever dare try

Lesson, lesson time

So let me give you fright and share a

killer, diller, chiller, thriller to die.

Hope you like it!

Cheers,

Darrel